*tch* uhhh man

so last night i satyed at ashezz house so that we could go to jackson with her dad in the morning. i woke up at 7:30 so that i could cash my last pay check and get back to johns house. i had mom drop me off so that the car didnt just sit in front of ashezz's house for a week. well now its 4 in the afretnoon and were still here. ashezz dad decided he had a bunch of shit to do and the tries to blame the delay on ashezz, get this, for not calling yesterday and making sure he was ready or some shit like that. he was a real dick about it too. im starving my ass off, quite literally, i can feel my body consuming the fat reserves in my ass. all i had to eat to day is a bagle, and a grape. not really, but i think we've all seen the kevin james stand up. it looks like we'll all probably spend 2 more hours poop-dickin' around and not get out of here till 6, or eat till 6 for that matter. on a side note use that word poop-dick a lot more in you everyday life. its extreamly versitile. it can only have one true meaning, and sence the word is poop-dick i think we all know what it is. but when used in everyday life as a verb and not a noun it can mean anything. my personal favorite use for it is if someone is moving too slow, i say, "hey rodger! quit poop-dickin around back there". but it can really be used in plave of any verb, anytime anyone is doing anything you can easily say there poop-dickin it. "hey, whats tony doing?" "oh, he's just poop-dickin it at his house". see what i mean. anyway as my body eats my ass this chair becomes less and less comfortable. so i must bid you all good day. good day to you all.